News Dummies

The news team at a station in West Virginia EXPLODED last week. And, if I know anything about how to do a local news tease, we'll tell you how right after this break.  

Dave's Dummy of the Day include a woman named Erica Bivens the anchor at WSAZ, which is the NBC affiliate in Charleston, West Virginia. Another woman named Chelsea Ambriz does the weather.

Well . . . they were out at a bar last week, and Erica accused Chelsea of FLIRTING with her HUSBAND.

Dummy Chelsea SHOVED Erica, and they both fell down . . . but Erica wound up with a ruptured eardrum and a FRACTURED SKULL.

Chelsea was arrested for misdemeanor battery of a coworker, and she's due in court in three weeks. She could be looking at up to a year in jail or a fine.

Neither of them has been on the air since this all went down, and we don't know if the station is planning to fire Chelsea. 

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