The Snow Pledge

*Reciting "The Snow Pledge" does not guarantee that while driving, you will not encounter: morons, dill holes, dill monkeys, idiots, buffoons, buttheads, knuckleheads, jackwagons, jackasses or snow demons. Go ahead and say it out loud: 

  • I will not drive like a moron today.
  • I have seen snow before.
  • This is not my first time.
  • I CAN DO IT!

And remember: Lights, Blinkers, Scrapers!

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