*Reciting "The Snow Pledge" does not guarantee that while driving, you will not encounter: morons, dill holes, dill monkeys, idiots, buffoons, buttheads, knuckleheads, jackwagons, jackasses or snow demons. Go ahead and say it out loud:
- I will not drive like a moron today.
- I have seen snow before.
- This is not my first time.
- I CAN DO IT!
And remember: Lights, Blinkers, Scrapers!