Smartest to Dumbest

How would you rank these?

  • Glitter multivitamins.
  • Mom charges $82 to attend kid's birthday party.
  • Chris Stapleton leaving country music.
  • Pumpking Spice.
  • Blanco Brown "The Git Up" #1 for three weeks.
  • Changing the date of Halloween.
  • Spiked seltzers.
  • Taylor Swift returning to country music.

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