1. Invading Mars:


2. Bear Attacks Woman In Outhouse: https://khns.org/haines-woman-braves-bare-bottom-brush-with-black-bear

3. Get Paid To Skip Work: https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/jameson-pay-you-to-take-time-off-st-patricks-day-2021

4. Camouflage Skittles: https://hypebeast.com/2021/2/skittles-impossible-egg-hunt-release-news

In other news

Activists have pushed for an increase to $15 per hour and President Biden says he wants to enact the that raise into law. "There should be a national minimum wage of $15 per hour. Nobody working 40 hours a week should be living below the poverty line." For more: