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https://abc13.com/pets-animals/owner-of-tiger-roaming-outside-houston-home-out-on-bond-for-2017-murder-records-show/10605796/

In other news

For every day life, I take less than 10 minutes. But if I'm going to a nice dinner or event - maybe 30 to 40 minutes. It depends on how much manscaping I gotta do...

You're 104 times more likely to die from _______ than to die from being struck by lightning.

Tell 'em you heard it on 106 KIX when you make your reservation for Saturday/Sunday and you'll be registered for the Father's Day gift basket!